Signs on Church Property

"No God-No Peace. Know God-Know Peace." "Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!" "Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins." "Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!" "People are like tea bags-you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are." "When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right." "Fight truth decay-study the Bible daily." "How will you spend eternity-Smoking or Nonsmoking?" "Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives": "Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world." "It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin."

"Do not wait for the hearst to take you to church." "If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns." "If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again." "This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?" --- (U R) "Forbidden fruit creates many jams." "In the dark? Follow the Son." "Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up." "If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd."