If you took the same excuses for not going to church and apply them 
to other important areas of life you'd realize how inconsistent we 
can be in our logic! 

For example: 

Reasons Not To Wash 

1. I was forced to as a child. 

2. People who make soap are only after your money. 

3. I wash on special occasions like Christmas and Easter. 

4. People who wash are hypocrites-they think they are cleaner than 
everyone else. 

5. There are so many different kinds of soap, I can't decide which 
one is best. 

6. I used to wash, but it got boring so I stopped. 

7. None of my friends wash. 

8. The bathroom is never warm enough in the winter or cool enough 
in the summer. 

9. I'll start washing when I get older and dirtier. 

10. I can't spare the time.